"I'm the Urban Spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band



I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I've got speed,

I've got everything I need.



I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I can fly,

I'm a supersonic guy.



I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,

If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again.



I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I'm making out,

I'm all about.



I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face,

My natural exhuberance spills out all over the place.



I'm the Urban Spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,

Know what I mean?



I'm the Urban Spaceman, as a lover second to none,

It's alot of fun.



I never let my friends down, I never made a boob,

I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.



I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist,

I don't exist.